tilldeathdouspart | IC Voicemail

Hey theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. I thiiink I called the right person see I'm trying to get ahold of mister sparkle boom hands or whatever your name is, the guy who just blew up like two people then got all murderlated over the network for it, I think? Yeah I think I got the right guy! Are you not dead yet? Get back to me when you're done being dead if you were deadified, alright~?

[Interesting that he should be called for this.]

I am not dead. Did you need me?

Whoa, lucky you! Though if no one's told you yet, that's not permanent here. Aaaand it's more like you need me, my somewhat creepy and more than slightly dangerous acquaintance. I'm sure someone else has already said it, but really dude, miiight want to lay off the obvious mauling around these parts. Little bit.

And if I do not?

[Just because he's mildly curious.]

Does this sound like a threat? I hope not, because it's really friendly advice.

You've probably noticed by now, but there's a lot of 'heroes' here. Overblown egos and a sense of self-righteousness mostly, a few villains trying desperately to reform or at least make people think they have, a small number of the genuine article, you get the gist. I'd say the hero to non-hero ratio is like 5:1. I just made that statistic up though so don't quote me.

The point is, if you go around causing obvious meyhem, all you're really doing is making yourself a target for the people who want really badly to prove that they're A - the biggest kid in the sandbox and B - worthy of praise for being suuuch a hero. They'll be falling over each other for a chance to take a swing at you.

Now, I'm not judging, if that's the kind of thing that floats your boat go right ahead and please continue, but if you want to actually do anything? I'd suggest a bit more subtlety.

Why do you wish to help me?

You don't believe it's purely out of the goodness of my own heart? [He's wounded! Absolutely wounded! Not really, he doesn't have a heart.]

Mm. No.

Think of it as enlightened self interest then, from one man of questionable moral fiber to another.

Wouldn't attention focused on me aid you? I'm not entirely sure why you would wish to aid me.

If you want to be a big flashbang distraction, be my guest and have fun, you crazy diamond. Personally, I don't stick my neck out for anyone, and I'm sure as hell not doing it without the rest of the Organization here - the actual Organization, not the traitors.

But my bosses did instill a certain amount of dislike at seeing possible resources going to waste.

Resources?

[He actually lets out a soft laugh.]

Did you wish to be my ally?

What would I need allies for? I'm a good decent person who never does anything wrong.

Remember what I said about subtlety~. Catch you on the flip side. [Demyx cuts the call then.]

[Demyx gets sent a picture of a blown up corpse of...something from the Wastes. In the blood of the creature it says:]

No, thank you.

Hey again, buddy, I don't suppose you take requests for your special talent?

Requests?

R E Q U E S T S. 'Something asked for'.

That was an invitation to state details.

Well, I'm an idiot. :)

I've got someone who needs his insides on the outside if you get my drift. The kind that someone doesn't get back up from. Though he's not as crazy resilient as the vampire or the soldier.

Would he struggle?

Nah. Unless that makes you more inclined to agree. He could if that would help.

I am more likely to agree if he struggles, yes.

Let it never be said that he was not a crowd-pleaser, in that case. He'll struggle with all he's got.

This seems like he wants to die.

That just sounds pathetic. He doesn't want to die, he just doesn't want to be alive. That kinda thing never sticks here, though. Still, giving up never solved anything now did it?

You have such intimate knowledge of what he wants.

I know, totally crazy, right? It's like we share a brain or something. And a body. And everything else.

So you want me to toss your insides about.

Okay THAT makes it sound dirty. Though I guess that would get dirty in the messy sense. They're a little weird, the inside parts, not all red like most people. Though they might be depending on where you hit. I hope that's not a dealbreaker.

You have my interest.

Aw, you're gonna make me blush! I bet you say that to all the boys.

You want just a struggle, or a chase to go with it? Fair warning, I'm number one at running away from things when I put my back into it.

Chases can be entertaining. I will allow it.

[A couple minutes pass before Demyx replies, during which his post goes live on the network.]

Catch me if you can~ ♥

I have been hearing whispers of your presence as of late.

I believe a friendly chat over tea is overdue, don't you agree?

[So the king contacted him. He'd hoped he wouldn't be worth noticing but apparently that isn't the case. He frowns but knows it's best to respond.]

What time would be agreeable for you?

Tomorrow morning. I trust you have no other arrangements at that time.

[Meaning that if he did, time to cancel them.]

No. I have only just returned to the city.

[Damn you, King.]

Excellent, I do look forward it then.

I shall make certain not to disappoint you.

[And hanging up now okay.]

I have no doubt.

[Yomi will be nice, he'll let Karasu go...for now.]

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